[UA] epideromancer

[Joshua Winters]

I want you to know that I spent 5 solid minutes laughing at my desk when I
read this and was completely unable to explain to any of my cow orkers what
I found so hilarious.

Nicely done.

---J


On 7/18/06, Rich Ranallo <zincoxide at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> On 7/17/06, Chris Cooper <insectking at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > Sure. Then you could have an evil twin.
>
>
> Which is totally worth it, if you ask me.
>
> And remember, folks, out of all the adept schools, epideromancers are the
> only ones who can pick up a major charge just about any time they want to,
> as long as they need it enough.
>
> If I was ever going to tear up someone's UA game like it was toilet paper,
> that's what I'd do.
>
> GM: (snip opening narration, presents a situation) So, what do you do?
>
> Me: I chop my leg off above the knee with a chainsaw.
>
> GM: What?!
>
> Me: Major charge, bitch! I'm gonna make it rain blood! Hallelujah, it's
> rainin' blood!
>
> GM: But you're at the State of the Union address...
>
> Me: Hellllllllls yeah I is!
>
> GM: Um, you do know you'll be violating taboo when the paramedics get to
> you, right?
>
> Me: They'll already be dripping with blood. Let 'em do their worst! My
> moment has come!
>
> GM: (puts gun in mouth)
>
>
> --
> From Whom It May Concern,
> Rich Ranallo
>
> "Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood."
> —Daniel H. Burnham
>
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