[UA] Great Story Grampa, Could've Use A Vampire Though.

[Tim Bisaillon]

TruthVendor can reveal that President John F. Kennedy, assassinated by 
persons unknown on November 22, 1963, was in fact the ringleader of a 
vicious breakaway vampire sect that had been plotting for centuries to take 
over the earth by inflitrating political institutions.

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