[UA] Speaking of Daffy Duck...

[Tim Toner]

--- Thuvasa3 <thuvasa3 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> 
> 
> --- Chris Cooper <insectking at yahoo.com> wrote:
>  
> > Bastard Cannard! Besides which Daffy was Warner
> > Bros.
> > not Disney.
> > 
> > Sorry. I'm all hyped for that Ren & Stimpy: Lost
> > Episodes DVD.
> > 
> > C.
> 
> I know Daffy was WB--I hypothesize that the Scrooge
> family of ducks replaced our idea of what a duck
> should be like in the popular consciousness. ;)

Oh, let's cut through the niceties, and get to the
heart of the matter, to wit:

Where's Huey, Dewey, and Louie's parents?  Why are
there only Uncles, and no mothers and fathers?  Is
Disney advocating parthenogenic anthropomorphication? 
For that matter, isn't it suspicious that the initials
of the three nephews are HDL, which stands for high
density lipoproteins, the good form of cholesterol?

And am I further supported in the revelation of the
sexlessness of these Anas Disneiana by the observation
that while Mickey must wear pants and Goofy must wear
pants, Donald does not?  Has he nothing to hide?  And,
given that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, and Pluto,
seemingly a normal dog, requires no pants, are the
rumors that Goofy is 'packing' somehow true?

See, this is a far clearer illustration of how to
waste time.  I hope that you, my peers, will learn
from this example, and raise the level of frippery to
an acceptable level.  I thank you.

tt

(Oh, and don't get me started with the whole,
"Anthropomorphic talking food characters that are
getting us used to the idea that our food talks, thus
paving the way for industrialized cannibalism...)

---
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. -Anne Lamott, writer (1954- )