[UA] wikipedia and plot ideas

[Shawn Isenhart]

Rayburn, Russell E. wrote:
> Since it's been kinda quiet, I thought I'd throw this out.
>
> As a way to generate plot ideas, take three random pages from Wikipedia
> ( via the special
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
> link) and make a plot out of it.
>
> Here's three... what can you make with these?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vass%2C_North_Carolina
>
> Vass is a town in Moore County, North Carolina, United States. The
> population was 750 at the 2000 census.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunrise_Adams
>
> Sunrise Adams (born September 14, 1982 in St. Louis, Missouri) is an
> American pornographic actress. She is the niece of the well-known porn
> film star Sunset Thomas.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammond
>
> Hammond is a family name, a place name, and a type of electronic organ.
>
>   
Right, well, let's grab some pull quotes for my interpretation:

 From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunrise_Adams:
In late-2004, not long after renewing her Vivid 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivid> contract for 10 more years, Adams 
abruptly left the adult film business. To date she has not publicly 
cited a reason for her sudden departure, or revealed whether there were 
financial repercussions for breaking her contract with Vivid 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vivid>.

 From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammond_organ:
The *Hammond organ* is an electric organ 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_organ> which was designed and 
built by Laurens Hammond <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurens_Hammond> 
in April 1935 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1935>. While the Hammond 
organ was originally sold to churches 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church> as a low-cost alternative to the 
pipe organ <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_organ>, it came to be used 
for jazz <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz>, blues 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues>, and to a lesser extent rock music 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_roll> (in the 1960s 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960s> and 1970s 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970s>) and gospel music 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_music>.

We have here a porn actress who has suddenly quit the industry, and an 
organ that started as an item for the church, but has been turned into 
an instrument for jazz and blues.  To all of that, I add "Vass" - a 
misspelling of "Vas", short for Vas deferens. 

The story:

Alex Able has funded some weird projects in the past, but this one is 
one of the weirder.  He's got a guy out in North Carolina who claims 
that he can put the whammy on the CotNG by messing with the Naked 
Goddess Herself.  Alex wasn't clear on all the details, but he decided 
to give the guy a bankroll to see what he would do, writing it off as a 
research grant.

The wackjob proceeded to build himself a giant paper mache penis, 
complete with working ejaculation equipment.  He attached a Hammond 
organ to it, using the organ to both control the paper mache organ, as 
well as to provide a bad porn soundtrack.  Each key has pasted to it one 
of the laws of Hammurabi.

All he needed now, was a figure to act as a proxy to the Naked Goddess.  
He managed to get a little help from the rest TNI, who have paid Ms. 
Adams to give up her previous career and instead help this guy out.  
She's been spending the past two years becoming more "in-touch" with the 
Goddess.

His plan, which he's almost ready to pull off, is to try an mystically 
bond Ms. Adams to the Goddess and to the penis at the same time, thus 
creating a link between the Naked Goddess and the Mystic Hermaphrodite.  
If all goes well, the Naked Goddess becomes more male, and the CotNG 
gets all messed up.  That's the hope anyway.  Regardless, there will be 
some strange stuff happenin' down Vass way next week.

-Shawn