[UA] Snippets of conversation from my wife's work place

[Chad Eagleton]

Thought this might help you in playing a Tzimisce.

-Chad


--- Sean McGuinness <seanmcguinnessuk at yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

> "Did you know that preserved human muscle looks a
> lot
> like tuna flakes encased in lard?"
> 
> "The worst thing is when you stand up after working
> on
> a cadaver and realise that your hair's been dangling
> in the body cavity."
> 
> "When the anaesthetic wore off mid-procedure, we
> realised that there was a problem. We later found
> out
> he'd smoked seven spliffs beforehand, which would
> explain why he was screaming: 'The spiders... The
> spiders are coming for me!' as he thrashed around.
> Unfortunately, we had an £8000 piece of equipment
> inserted into one of his lungs at the time and, to
> be
> honest, we were more worried about that." 
> 
> Regarding the texture of fresh brain:
> "It's a lot like firm scrambled egg."
> "You mean, like the stuff you get at McDonalds?"
> <thinks> "Yes, actually."
> 
> On cutting fixed brains:
> "It's like slicing cheese with a very sharp knife.
> Except it doesn't tend to stick to the knife."
> 
> "Even though they're fixed in formalin, cadavers
> still
> tend to be quite juicy, and sometimes they spurt
> when
> you cut into them. The worst thing is when a bit
> hits
> your mouth and you automatically lick your lips.
> Yeah,
> most doctors have eaten a bit of human at some point
> in their training." 
> 
> "I realised they hadn't killed it properly when the
> black bag started scuttling across the floor."
> 
> "Have you heard of the Dance of Death? When you want
> to work on neural tissue, you give the animal a
> lethal
> injection, flush out its blood with saline and then
> pump fixative through its system to preserve the
> tissues. The thing is that formalin stimulates
> firing
> of neurons. Specifically, it triggers slow muscle
> contractions as it moves through the body. So, first
> it uncurls its left front paw and stretches out the
> limb. Then it turns its head to the side and opens
> its
> jaw. Then the right forelimb moves. It looks like
> the
> animal is stretching and yawning in a very human
> manner. Which is a bit disturbing when its lying
> there
> with its chest open." 
> 
> "Disco is dead.  I should know - I wielded the
> hammer." 
> - Rosalyn, Duchess of Vogue
> 
> 
>      
>
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