[UA] Monster Dream

[Russell Rayburn]

On 8/2/07, David M Jacobs <davidmichaeljacobs at gmail.com> wrote:
> On 02/08/07, Chris Cooper <insectking at yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > --- John Tynes <john at tynes.com > wrote:
> >
> > > Last night I dreamed I was building a monster out of
> > > antique
> > > furniture parts, and its name was Portmanteau.
> >
> > I was told that once upon a time a rabbi made a sex
> > golem out of chairs, tables, and bits of wooden odds
> > and ends lying about.
> >
>
> The splinters!  The horrible splinters!  #%o)

Unknown Armies.
Where furniture polish is sex lube.

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