[UA] Squirrels preparing for Christmas
Bastien Pilon
demiurge.gnosis at gmail.com
Tue Aug 7 13:50:20 PDT 2007
On 8/7/07, Lucas de Carvalho Martinez <adievko at gmail.com> wrote:
> http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0145707520070801
>
> ----
> HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a
> Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise"
> chocolate-shelled eggs.
>
> "I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes
> after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the
> manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.
>
> The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.
>
> "It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the
> store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.
> ----
>
> Now, the question we should all be asking is why and what do they
> intend to do with all those toys?
>
> Most Honestly,
>
> LCM
When are demons going to learn to stay out of small furry animals? You
just know nothing good can come from stuffing yourself in a brain that
small.
--
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
leaden death, demon...
- Terry Pratchett
"It's a sad fact that there are a lot of people out there whose first
reaction to anything miraculous, wondrous and new consists of two
questions. The first is 'Can I have sex with it?', closely followed by
'Can I make money off it?'"
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