[UA] Kinder Squirrell

[Steven Milkowski]

Having spent a semester studying abroad in the UK, I
only had the Kinder bars with the creamy filling.  I
was disturbed by the little boy on the box front,
who's creepy eyes followed me.  Of course, I cut his
head out and kept it in my wallet, so I could call
upon the power of KinderChild. Mind you, this was
before I even got into UA. Perhaps the squirrel KNOWS
about the power of KInderChild, and is attempting to
symbolically eat his candy cream filled chocolate
heart.