[UA] Sometimes UA Just Falls Into Your Lap

[Bastien Pilon]

Videomancer trying to cop a major charge from the evening news, not to
mention relieving the suffering of those poor televisions under the
yoke of the mundane oppressors unworthy of the cathode-ray tube's
blessing.

The television will be revolutionised.

-- 
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
leaden death, demon...
 - Terry Pratchett

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck
Norris".