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[Bastien Pilon]

There isn't a single generation, past or future, that doesn't think it
invented sex.

The problem from what I can tell is that nature for some reason made
it really, really fun and most religions aren't all that into the
whole "fun" thing. ah well, their loss I guess...

-- 
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
leaden death, demon...
 - Terry Pratchett

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck
Norris".