[UA] [OT] Cleopatra and Feng Shui for Monkeys

[Bastien Pilon]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/070214/oddities/britain_egypt_history
"Egyptian queen Cleopatra was no stunner, coin shows"

And as if that wasn't weird enough:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070215/koddities/feng_shui_zoo
"Zoo pays feng shui expert to ensure monkeys can have a strong life force"

The first one's easy: someone's fucking with Cleo iconomancers
(probably a crypto). The second counts as my "WTF... W?" moment for
the day.

Also, it's my birthday. Yay me.

-- 
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
leaden death, demon...
 - Terry Pratchett

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck
Norris".