[UA] [OT] Cleopatra and Feng Shui for Monkeys

[Joshua Clark]

Have an eerily unnatural birthday!

Eat some cake that sobs softly as you cut it and have your friends sing
happy birthday backwards to you.

On 2/16/07, Bastien Pilon <demiurge.gnosis at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/070214/oddities/britain_egypt_history
> "Egyptian queen Cleopatra was no stunner, coin shows"
>
> And as if that wasn't weird enough:
>
> http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/070215/koddities/feng_shui_zoo
> "Zoo pays feng shui expert to ensure monkeys can have a strong life force"
>
> The first one's easy: someone's fucking with Cleo iconomancers
> (probably a crypto). The second counts as my "WTF... W?" moment for
> the day.
>
> Also, it's my birthday. Yay me.
>
> --
> Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
> forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
> no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
> leaden death, demon...
> - Terry Pratchett
>
> Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
> year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck
> Norris".
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