[UA] View from the Underground - NY style

[Jade Hammons]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Some of the finest examples.

Notes from the New York Underground
The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in
one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.

Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?

He sprays the windex.

Hobo: Or Spring?

He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.

Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.

--F train

Overheard by: Pete Johnson

Nothing Makes Me Come Like Some Zyklon
Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a
German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration
camp fetish games.
Girl: Oh, right.

--Odessa, Ave. A

The Nuisance of Facts
20-something Intellectual: Facts are such a distraction from the
essence of what's really happening.

--Private Party, Brooklyn

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-J

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