[UA] ...and now it turns out astrology's true.

[Scott McDaniel]

On 2/23/07, Chris Cooper <insectking at yahoo.com> wrote:
> Damn. I have to choose between Dyslexia or
> Anorexia/Suicide.
>
> I really want neither one.
>
> C.

But we offer Valuable Prizes with each!
Would you accept dyslexia if I, say, gave you this doll which makes
33% correct predictions on dog races?  This real yeti fetus that will
adjust the static on your television into Sanskrit messages from
ex-wives?

No?