[UA] ...and now it turns out astrology's true.

[Bastien Pilon]

On 2/23/07, Greg Stolze <gregstolze at comcast.net> wrote:
>
> On Feb 23, 2007, at 8:52 AM, Chris Cooper wrote:
>
> > Damn. I have to choose between Dyslexia or
> > Anorexia/Suicide.
>
> Ha ha!  I got alcoholism and panic disorder.
>
> Wait a minute... PANIC DISORDER?!?  Now I have THAT to worry about?
> Sweet mammer jammers, I need a drink...
>

You think that's bad, we got schizophrenia.

Umm...
I mean I, I got schizophrenia. There is no "we".

Really.

-- 
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the
forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom,
no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat
leaden death, demon...
 - Terry Pratchett

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the
year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck
Norris".