[UA] Reading the signs (photo set)

[Peter Kisner]

Noticed this photo-set of odd signs mentioned on Boingbong today.  As
I poked through several struck me as easily interpretable in a UA
context, or just contributing a fitting ambiance.

Max Attax:
Now recruiting:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/umlaut555/1464203268/in/pool-badsignage/

Aftermath:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/umlaut555/337657085/in/pool-badsignage/

SpOrd:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/russellvt/278816395/in/pool-badsignage/


Apparently this is related to pandas.  I thought at first it was just
a statue or historic building and wondered why would a historical site
would hate noise?  Previous traumatic experience?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/79846193@N00/1464247416/in/pool-badsignage/


Faith healing here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/doppelfrog/1462982382/in/pool-badsignage/


Dispose of bodies here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/doppelfrog/1462981414/in/pool-badsignage/

But schedule ahead please:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/umlaut555/135709646/in/pool-badsignage/


Please help me avoid breaking my bizarre taboo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alist/319099813/in/pool-badsignage/


Warning:  area under protection of Dipsomancer:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/picaflute/315785581/in/pool-badsignage/


Businesses catering to fire-arms and unrelated services:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hansol/29329233/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hansol/23874574/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pedestriantype/531010667/in/pool-badsignage/


You did it...or not:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alist/188547237/in/pool-badsignage/

General ambiance:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/umlaut555/337656831/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/umlaut555/337655278/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alist/1233130017/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/alist/145390886/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jikan/74342221/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pedestriantype/531010921/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pedestriantype/531010355/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rocherms/233957356/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/plagueoftruth/172276571/in/pool-badsignage/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dianaarens/1273281564/in/pool-badsignage/